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Thursday, October 30, 2008

The pictures say it all




Wednesday, October 29, 2008

From Wonghao

这是一个很古老的传说

很久以前在老虎王国有一对兄妹
他们各自有特殊的能力
哥哥有一对千里眼
妹妹有一对顺风耳
他们一起长大
一起分享快乐悲伤
不知不觉他们都爱上了对方
虽然他们知道这段爱情不被允许
但是他们无法控制自己
父亲知道后,大发雷霆
母亲日日以泪洗脸
所有人都对他们指指点点
面对那么大的窘境
这对兄妹也非常难过
所以
他们把上天赐给他们的能力都放弃了
哥哥的眼睛看不见了
妹妹的耳朵听不见了
外人说什么做什么
都再也看不见亦听不见
他们的生活从此只有对方

千年之后
有个音乐家
听了这个凄美动人的爱情故事
大受感动
他做出了一首曲子
听了也不禁悲从中来
那歌词
是这样的



两只老虎两只老虎
跑得快跑得快
一只没有眼睛
一只没有耳朵
真奇怪真奇怪

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

My spoiled photo'08

My Lovely Class 4s1!
Ok, I dragged this picture from Melissa's space as I don't have scanner to scan my class photo. This photo is the third version, with crazy poses and expressions. Hey.... notice that there's somebody standing aside? Pathetic little fellow being abandoned by the group, oopppsx.

She's an antipathy in my class, everybody treats her like, an outsider. But for me leh.. if she doesn't ki siao I'll always treat her like the way I treat my friends.

But during the photo-taking session, she suddenly cried. LOL only god knows what happened between Han Ning and her. Ok fine, but why did you make such ghostly pose? Because fo you, YOU MEI LYNN! WHY DID YOU SPOIL THE PHOTO? TT

Monday, October 27, 2008

Youth Park fun walk =D



Tinggy







Yonggy



Went to Youth Park with Yonggy and Tinggy to get some fresh air and get rid of exam tension! We started the morning walk from Yonggy's house, which is located at somewhere near Gurney Hotel. Then, Haagen Dazs - CPT - One's stop - Peng Hwa and finally Youth Park, just a short journey.

It didn't seem to be as crowded as what I often met at dusk. Modern people prefer to take a good rest at home, perhaps.


Oh that's my shoe >.<

This is what a typical monkey looks like.

Choon Yong (:

Mighty me =D=D !


3 young monkeys rawk!! Too bad that I didn't bring my roller skates. It'd be fun with them on my feet and skate around the rink. We left after receiving a sms from Wancing reminding me that I still have a movie date with her at GSC =D=D I had a nice morning jumping around in the park!

Wheeeeeeee~ =D=D


Jump more
(can't extend vertically anymore though :D )



Huiting, the most active monkey as you can see from the pictures. An awesome girl to mix with, she can be serious crazy lovely and sometimes lansi, but still, my best pal =D


Dead meat on the pathway!
Yes, that's me in the picture =D=D !

The front and fat one, me =D and Yonggy behind.

I lay on the ground and looked up in the sky, it looked better, much nicer and brighter. Huiting believed me, so she tried it too. 2 stupid fellas fainted on the ground, but nobody had ever helped xD an old uncle then walked towards us and said something, but I didn't care (: just be crazy while you can la lol!

Walked to the playground and continued to be childish. We played with the exercise equip, and of course, children playground! XDXD

Oh that creature bites me! Help~
But why does Yonggy seem to be so cruel TT?

More dinosaurs behind us!
Run for your life oHHHHHhhhhhh~
(just acting xD)

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Tic toc

Crap. Rush, and rush, and rush!
Why are we rushing? We're rushing with the time!

Life gets hard if you don't treasure your time. I finally realize that time management is important, seriously. Good time management saves a lot of unnecessary ENERGY and PETROL T.T Yes, I regret, but useless regrets never stop our work, we still have to continue until we reach the certificate. So, cut the crap, work HARDER.

Honestly copying logbooks is never a good waste of time. It's a task that tortures my every brain cell and causes slow dying. Complete 5-6 logbooks within 3 weeks? Crap. We're still having our exam. I don't mean to put the blame on anyone, just wanna voice out my beh-tong-ness.

Walau my fingers BEHHH TOONG (cannot stand) any longer! T.T


p/s
I'm really sorry
for what I've told you.
Condolences,
my friend.

Friday, October 24, 2008

About him/her

What is the relationship of you with him/her?
Friends, simply friends.

Your 5 impressions towards him/her.
1) Nice
2) A bit cool, sometimes (but he's actually very friendly)
3) Optimistic
4) Hamsap hahahaha
5) Make crappy promises XD

3. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Made me cup of milk tea and turned my hairstyle into a 'nest' haha (you know who you are :P)

4. The most memorable thing he/she have said to you?
Leng Lui..

5. If he/she become your lover, you will...
it's not gonna happen so, face the reality.

6. If he/she become your enemy, you will...
Gosh, what have I done? will try my best to fix the relationship!

7. If he/she become your lover, she has to improve on..
nothing, just stay the same.

8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...
Am I too annoying?

9. The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Get him a souvenir.

10. The overall impression of him/her is...
A reliable friend.

11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Someone who talks a lot (Pls do comment bout me, I wanna know how you feel)

12. The character of you for yourself is?
Very emotional. Always kick something (accidentally) and make myself unbalance when walking.

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Too softhearted. Always get into trouble. The worst is, I can't cook.

14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Get rid of my rabbit teeth and grow taller (need to work on my appearance) I'm definitely ok with my attitude, just stay psycho! xD

15. For the people who care about and likes you, say something about them..
I'm blessed to have you all, thanks for everything! Friends, family, granny I love you all!





10 people to tag
If you're interested to do this tag, just copy it.
Not interested to tag anybody.

Random post

Had my Chemistry paper 2 today. At first I was kinda excited. But when I got the paper, I was like WTH?! *O.O round eyes, iisshh* Seriously, didn't expect Jew Jew's standard to be so high. I guess only a few people in my class were able to survive. Good luck, la.

Yes! Another good thing is
NEXT WEEK NO EXAM FOR US!
*cheeeeeeeeeers*

But happy days are just too short, after that we have to sit for exam AGAIN, until Nov7. Endless nightmare please end quickly, you're gonna drive us crazy.

Ohya, from my observations, I realized that Oily Heong is actually a very cute lady (she's > 50, though). Never mind don't be sad, AGE is never matter, the only matter is one's personality. WHOA she surprised me lol lol! (:

Scientists and physicians always come out with formulae to simplify complicated stuffs. As a Physics teacher, she did exactly the opposite way (make things more complicated) =D=D

Alright here's one of the sentences in Wancing's essay, entitled "My childhood", same title as mine, bwaha.
...
小时候很穷,没有钱

所以没有福气买玩具...


I wonder what her passage is all bout. Eager to get my chinese paper back so that I can post it here in my blog. And Wancing, I'm really interested in yours too (:

All the best to all the candidates who will be facing hell BIG examinations 18 days later (which means approximately 383 days later, it'll be my turn then) *ooopps*


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TO MOM & DAD
CAMERA NEEDED!

You are lucky if you ACCIDENTALLY CLICK my blog web and ACCIDENTALLY read this message. Just wanna let you know that, I need a camera badly! My camera phone has gone mad, the function doesn't work anymore ): it's been a long time since I last took photo with my phone *sigghhh*

Thursday, October 23, 2008

希望

今天在学校的谈话让我对她很失望
有很多有心人为了某个人而努力拚
也有很多笨蛋为了某个人而放弃抉择
对,我没想到你是笨蛋里的其中一个!
不管你家里发生什么让你不爽的事情
你也不用笨到拿你的成绩去发泄
如果你是因为努力过但还是不会
我没话讲,至少你有心拼
但是写好的答案又全部割掉 lu si siao hor?
你要自由,成绩差是不能的
现在的现实人不止看 SPM 成绩升学
我相信你不是不知道
下次做东西不要感情用事到酱过火
想清楚, 你又不是没有料的人 (=
还有最近我发觉
很多人很喜欢拿"读书"来废话
什么读书不是为了文凭,酱你做么读 Sejarah
读书其实可以为了很多东西
为了文凭读书是其中一个推动力
还不是一样学到很多东西
所以我决定如果以后我要吃饭的话
我不是肚子饿,我会讲我要吸收养分
我是为了养分而吃饭
不是为了每天必须吃饭而吃饭
uhhhmmmm, 很矛盾一下.. zz

今天和一个人在家的谈话也让我惊讶
我还以为这种事情
只有人看人追的连续剧才会发生
老公有了外遇,戏里面平常的啦
那个外遇还很破格一下,听说还是个~妓女
敢敢从印尼打电话来骂名正言顺的老婆
那个可怜的老婆
就是我的 kakak
一个和我住在一起七年的外国人
一个整天问我吃饱了没有
却被我脸臭臭地敷衍走的人
她是个很有 Standard 的女人
煮饭打扫三从四德她都有
只能怪她心肠太好
收留这种男人在家
如果这种人是我老公
我一定很有 standard 地送他一巴掌
然后默默祝福他
选择那种女人是你向爱滋招手的开始


言归正传
她讲是讲离婚,不在意
但女人... zai zai 啦
一个两个还不是口是心非
老公这样对自己有谁不会心痛叻..
这样辛苦一个人过来打工养这种男人
结果血汗钱还被这种男人
拿去养更 cheap 的女人
做么他们可以 cheap 到这种呜呼哀哉的程度?
Kakak 我挺你
就留在这里物色新的吧.. :P

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

这几天熬夜得很辛苦
多亏我可爱的妈咪和奶奶 Sponsor 我
这几天我不知道除掉了他们多少的补品

港剧最爱的人参花旗参茶
比 Brand's 好喝的人参鸡精
不知道什么金牌白凤丸
还不错一下

今天的 Sejarah
我只能讲我很幸运
用今天早上 5 个小时
才成功 Scan 完整本课本
我没有读的它都没有问
我有读的它问到完
要不然 Essay 等着吃鸡蛋
伯彻整晚加整个早上是值得的
有惊无险又过一天~
明天 Physics
除了还是
我一定会拿 A~
要不然就太对不起











每天没有洗脸
穿着睡衣
就来学校教书的 Oily Heong
回家把脸洗一洗
等着被我的成绩吓一跳~

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

还在努力...

已经上了一年的 Chemistry
其实我是不会 Balance Equation
已经上了一年的 Physics
其实我是写不出什么 Law 在什么时候 Apply
已经上完了 Add Maths 整年的 Syllabus
其实我连最基本的 Function 也会做错的
已经当了十六年的人
连我到底未来要当什么我也不知道!

Chemistry Physics 如果没有 Theory
我会考得很难看
好听我是读第一班
其实成绩还不是一样 像粪一样
自从今年象棋 MSSPP 之后 那两个礼拜
Miss 掉 8 节的 Chemistry 和 Physics
Miss 掉 整个礼拜的 Marching 练习
结果我连 Girl's category 6 强都进不到
在象棋最后的信心也 miss 掉了
也在那时候开始 我的 Chemistry 走下坡
那时正正是在教第三课 Involve 很多 calculation
然后几乎接下来的每一课都开始算算算
年中考试我死背烂背 equation 也考个 C 出来
这次年终考试 Calculation 几乎是出半张考卷
我应该怎样背

今天的数学 数学而已 不是高级数学
我有半张考卷不是很明白它在问什么
5/6 题空白做不完 全部都是占高分的题目
只差没有当场哭出来而已
坐在我隔壁是全级第三的婉菁
再过去就是全级第二的慧敏
看到他们看着考卷的眼神 我真得很压力
连他们都回答得那么辛苦 我做得出来吗?
不是没有信心 只是面对现实
婉菁曾经说过
做罢了嘛 读了就会了 明白就可以了
靠我自己读 也度过了一个 PMR
只是现在 Form4 了 很多不是靠自己读就能明白
有人曾经问我
为什么 Sejarah 考 56 分这样差
结果下一次 我考 96 分给他看
曾经有个老师指我出来,她问我
为什么数学考 70 分这样差
结果下一次 我考 95 分给她看
妈妈也曾经问我 你需不需要补习
我曾经很有自信地回答他
我资质不笨,也不差 只是不明白
我要做这一届不补习在 SPM 扫 Straight A's 的人!

现在
我真的怀疑自己是不是真的需要补习了

Monday, October 20, 2008

Mumble mumble mumble......

今天的作文题目很老土
1. 我的童年
2. 假期里,你陪妈妈到公园晨运。试描述你在公园的所见所闻及你的感想。
3. “网络文化对青少年的影响深远”。试发表你的看法。
4. 聘请外劳的利与弊。
5. 试以“金玉其外,败絮其中”为题,写一篇故事。

不老土的我
当然是选了最老土的那个
才显得出特别
我写我的童年!
感谢周杰伦的新专辑
感谢周杰伦创作出 “稻香” 这么一首歌
副歌部分成了我作文的结尾
省了很多有跟没有的形容词
简单明了且没有形容词泛滥
读起来才没有那么违背良心,爽~
很久都没有尝试写完作文还有时间趴着睡觉了 XD
老土的题目也有老土题目的好
因为写的时候都不用想
这次的考试
是我经历过最难熬的一次
为什么一样的科目
3 张 paper 需要分开那么久来考!

不要怀疑
这张照片
是我来的
这就是我今天考试的脸














眼睛那共同点
还是一样那么性感
那么诱人
原来熬夜很难顶
整个晚上被吊起来读书
12 点到早上 6点半,beh pai pun
看来看去也只是 Biology
Msn 出现 3 个 contact Online
但其实人是 Idle 在睡觉
弄到我现在头还是很痛
做么我酱神经酱早起来读书
还读了一大堆考试没有出的屁
读了好像很厉害酱考试还不是一样不会做.. zz
接下来还有 abcdeF* Sejarah
看到就显
把名字取酱长做么

Sunday, October 19, 2008

SHINee

SHINee!
一个红到爆的韩国团体
由年龄介于 15 至 18 岁
会唱会跳会演的年轻伙子组成
我目前的精神支柱
突然发觉,每当考试一到
我就会迷上当红的剧集或团体
十分十分欣赏 SHINee 的舞蹈!
*screamss* ~

SHINee fighting! (:


Thursday, October 16, 2008

书说

终于!
终于还有三个礼拜就重获自由

四个礼拜Form4 say bye bye
五个礼拜开始期待 Form5 的到来
六个礼拜怎可能在家里呆
七个礼拜和朋友到处 Kai kai xD
八个礼拜无所事事得无可忍耐
九个礼拜本本课本排一排
十个礼拜在家当宅女乖乖
十一个礼拜
又是时候和可爱的学校说 Hi


o.O 时间未免太快了~


先看看近火
考试就在明天等着我
何谓读书欢乐多? O.o
现代教育太啰嗦
Sivik Sejarah Moral 垃圾特别多
背背 Definisi 考试不会错
试问社会安宁么? o.O
写写奉承的话 Sejarah 一定 score
什么 bijiaksana mengatur
什么 taat 什么 bersyukur
Syukur 当时美女眼睛统统长脑后
难怪老婆特别多 O.O
胆小怕事变英雄
躲在山洞避难是英勇
打赢仗占地盘受人歌颂
这是什么烂屁狗熊?
越读越看越 Bo Song
世界历史色彩那么浓
为何课本只专注在这几个 Bab 的烂东东
哀哉哀哉..


废话完了
是时候回去拼那几课烂 chapter
没办法
SPM 的 Cert 不美以后没人要..
xD

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

感触

三个人了
已经三个人了
本来美满幸福的恋爱
因为家长的反对
走不下去
那种感觉
真得很痛
就像很用力地
把心划掉
突然间
空了
半夜起来
看着黑漆漆的周围
我在自己的房间里
哭了很久
周围都太黑了
那种被吞噬的感觉
很可怕
却找不到人将自己拉出
这种虚拟的恐惧感
想他
却什么都不能做
明明还很在意
却死硬装坚强
以为不去想
就代表可以驱走
那种刻骨铭心的寂寞
其实
我是无能为力的
或许
恋爱的资格
一点都不能扯上
还是所谓“学生”的我们
但那种被迫分开的残忍
那种痛
绝非学生承受的
比其他人少
年纪比较小
不代表不会想
想保护
方法不止一种
一定要强迫分开吗
难道就不能
将心比心
不要一下子
就判死刑
这种的话
就不再是保护
而是抹杀
但愿
天涯底
的沦落人
都可以解脱

Monday, October 13, 2008

转变

今天的好心情被两个不好的消息砸烂

第一
妈的
CTC没得去了!

多希望我是听错
唉~ 真的没得去啦
满满的希望有被砸碎
协和名誉真的要扫地了
到底应该怎样才能挽回
我们真的只是需要一个机会
这样也不能被满足吗?

第二
要有 26 个 badge 才能考 BAKP
什么?!
要拿 Queen's 就慢慢等啦
算来算去还差几十个
起码也要等考完试才能慢慢拼了
总之没有退路
就往前冲吧~ =)
一定要证明给那些
曾经把我踩扁的 auntie 看
我不是你想的这么糟糕!
不要用你的角度衡量我的能力
我有不完美的瑕疵
有让人不爽的性格
不代表我不能
也谢谢你推动我
要不是你的阻止
我也不会知道人是有坚强的一面

恢复单身
快 2 个月了
同时
也证明了一件事
爱情不可靠
友情才是永远的靠岸
爽爽出去
做很多无聊的事情
爽爽在街上脱鞋跑来跑去
也可以是很幸福
爽爽去海边
丢一个无辜的人下海
拍下他狼狈的照片
然后公告天下
这就是友谊留下的痕迹
回头看看
我可爱的朋友
hmmmmm, 多温暖的圈子!
活着真好~ =)



回忆是人一生的资产
朋友和家人就是一辈子的合伙人

=)

Friday, October 10, 2008

对不起

突然有一种
“我闯祸了”的感觉
这几天
很多人都在讨论
我部落格上的那几张照片
照片里出现的名字 “谨心”
可能就因为这样
无端端给你带来麻烦
所以
虽然我不认识你
但如果你看到的话
想对你说
对不起
希望你不要介意

Thursday, October 9, 2008

寂寞的夜里

夜深人静
是时候努力拚
加油林炳娟

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

嘉惠之经典 (不要乱想 XD)

今天的嘉惠很特别
特别诗情画意
她在我的簿子上留下的字字句句
都在向我炫耀她的文学造诣
经典之嘉惠金句
当当当当,粉墨登场!

第一句吓死人的经典
很恶心
还不是抄回来的 :)

这句更经典~
诗惠昨晚的晚餐
因为嘉惠“吓死人”的文笔
而倒胃而流
不错不错

还有数学?
我很好奇
如果给任何一个认识谨心的人
看到这个部落格 XD
会怎样
其实
我并不认识谨心
更不知道我是谁
更重要的是
谁会爱上一个陌生人
哈哈哈哈哈
这些不是告白信
事实更不是像她写的那样
Focus 在嘉惠用的修辞手法
不要注重名字
就好~ XD

嘉惠小姐
酱?
看了照片有没有成就感?
哈哈哈哈哈哈

凯梁!
请留步
接下来的
你自己看 =)










她在我书上写下对你的告白~
看了有没有飘飘然?


她三番两次催我
主要还不是要我 post 这张照片罢了
为了你的幸福
我就牺牲一下我部落格的空间吧! :P
明天休息节那餐你跑不了


****如有雷同
纯属无聊****



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Sunday, October 5, 2008

心脏? 心理?

我还记得去年,
学校来了一堆医生护士帮我们检查心脏,
都不知道是好事还是坏事


我不会忘记那个医生一边听听筒,
一边流露出问号的眼神,
我知道一定没好事。
然后他叫我留下来
谈了一下,
竟然告诉我我的心脏可能有个洞。
妈的,
我的心脏有个洞的话,
酱我嘛是半个残障人士
不能跑不能跳不能 siao。
回到家,
跟妈妈讲了我的问题。
看到她酸酸的表情,
像枯萎的花一样,
觉得我好像要死了。
算了,做最坏的打算,
带着送死的心情去医院检查一次。
结果我没事。
开心之余
还有些失望,
毕竟已经算准自己完蛋了。

经过那一次的吓死人的经验,
我有了心理障碍
一直都觉得我有问题
因为曾经好多次坐在电脑前,
胸口会突然突然痛一下,
不能呼吸一下。
好笑,我又没有做剧烈运动。
要不然就走路走路,
突然我的心脏
它会跟我开玩笑一下,
痛到我饱它才甘愿。
到底有什么问题啦,
我不想骑着我的 Suzuki V100
agak 90km/h
到一半突然突然晕倒咯,
死人的咧。

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Back to childhood

Had a dancing practice with a bunch of kids at Union Primary School this morning. I was able to wake up at time, what a miracle! Honestly I don't really like to get along with kiddos cause I don't like to take care of children (avoid troubles) hahaha ~~ :))

My primary school. I miss my ex classmates a lot~ la.

Sister guides.

Sinhoay Jintheng & Huiying,
teaching the little kids about the steps.

Adjusting the dancers' position.

Cute and obedient brownies.

They'll be representing the Brownie society to perform on the children's day (Oct 10 - Happy Birthday to Melissa Loh) so it's quite rush for them to learn the whole set of dance. Hopefully they can cope with it.


Opening pose.

V-shape formation.

Touching the sky.

1 2 3 kick! 5 6 7 kick!

Group picture taken at vacant space of A Block. I was musing over the memories. We played Uno we ran all over the place we messed up the reference room we ate sweets during lessons we sang Jay's songs!! loudly in the class we made so much noise we always got fightings for nothing and we always bullied each other... I can still picture them happening all over again.

Yeah, finally it was all done. Time to relax and have some fun. The signboard was being abandoned at the corner there so we just took it to fool around, haha. It was nothing but a simple -Berhenti- signboard, but we enjoyed carrying it all the way ~~ :))

Trying to make funny face expression.

Picture taken with the most active girl in the dancing group
and the signboard for 'decoration' purpose.

Renjers of Union High School!

The practice ended at 12.00 sharp, but we stayed there and chatted until 1 o'clock, our topics were all about school, teachers, guides and gossips of course. Then, went to nearby kopitiam to have our lunch.


Waalauuu, everything also ki keh eh?
~ nowadays ahh, things are really expensive.. haih.

Kadet Pertahanan Awam of Union High!

Yes I ain't a Kadet Pertahan Awam, but I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to participate in their national camp. I'd say, KPA rawks. They successfully conquered the champion!! in the foot-drill competition (not just their luck, they did put in a lot of effort for it), congratulations!


Actually the pictures are scanned for school project purpose. Just wanna upload the pics to show you how great Union KPA is, hehe. Penang team was chosen to demonstrate during the closing ceremony cause of their excellent performance. The audience claimed that the girl's performance was even better than the boy's one (woot~ at cloud nine) I was about to tell them Of course la Penang team kay? ~~ x)


Some pictures taken during their state and national level competitions. Although they didn't get anything in the national level competition, they were awesome. Stayed at school to practise every single day under the super BIG AND SUPER HOT sun who would be able to stand it? They even had their trainings at the beach there, cool.

Group picture taken at Museum Negeri Sembilan (if I'm not mistaken) I was emo that time as I was not feeling well, sorry for my ghastly look.


And look at him, this Superman, he has been training Union KPA since 2000. A sporting crazy friendly guy who loves to play tricks on the girls. But when it comes to foot-drilling, I'm sure you'll be scared by his serious look (he looks so harsh~ haha.)

Me and my tent mate Seokfong, who is also my neighbor in class, bestie of mine:) ! That day was a rainy day, that's why we were all wet. But the most unfortunate thing was the rain water seeped into our tent and caused us a lot of work to clean the mess up. Had fun gossiping the uncovered truths at times, haha.

Form 4 kia-s. Someone once told me that Kontinjen Pulau Pinang has the most number of pretty girls, really not? Cause our majority was Chinese opps? :)

Me and my tent mates (Left to right: Joanne, Seokfong, Zeeyen, Zhiee and Crazyshark) Sorry for the problems caused haha.

The seniors, very friendly and nice to get along with. The third girl standing at the back, Yangbeng, my distant relative (舅舅的老婆的妹妹)Such complicated relationship, how to explain in English?

Our front gate, decorated by the seniors! *applause* Most attractive one compared to the others cause all the articles for use were natural and environmental friendly. Unlike others, gorgeous but waste of space and money.









Spot me?














No you can't.
I didn't involve in the photo taking pun.
hahahaahahaa





Credits to Zeeyent & Seokfong
(I grabbed the pictures from your friendster profiles)
:)